HEY THERE,
I’M GREGORY
80’s loving actor with a penchant for storytelling.
Obsessed with scary movies, singing my heart out, and all things 80s. Tapping into what lights me up is how I stay inspired, creative, and fully alive.
I didn’t always have this business—the clients, the strategy, or the confidence…
Gregory Halpen has been coaching since 2007, but it wasn’t long before he saw the cracks in the online business world—manipulative tactics, shame-driven funnels, and the kind of performative authenticity that sucks the soul out of marketing. So in 2019, he stopped playing along. Gregory launched The Quirky Rebel Coach and Inbox Uprising as a full-color rebellion against the beige machine. Now, he’s pouring himself into this industry with story, strategy, and a fierce devotion to doing it his way—bold, weird, unapologetically real—and without giving a single f*ck about what everyone else is doing. This isn’t just business. It’s a rebellion in technicolor.
His mission?
To help coaches build sustainable, rebel, culture-changing values-driven businesses using email marketing rooted in story, strategy, and self-expression.
Through his private podcast, weekly emails, courses, and his signature membership, Inbox Uprising, Gregory teaches radical business owners how to write story-driven emails that cause an uprising, connect with the right people, and sell with integrity—without pretending, posturing, or pressuring.
LOOKING BACK NOW…
Theatrical hair, thrifted flair, and a quiet spark of rebellion—I was always wired to stand out. That same instinct drives how I approach email marketing today: bold, personal, and a little delightfully weird. It's not about fitting in. It's about real connection, led by your true self.

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AT THE MOMENT…
You can find me drinking too much coffee, repurposing home decor from Buy Nothing groups, learning monologues, and developing new ways to write really good emails.
What gets me fired up? Guiding bold-hearted coaches to stop chasing sleazy bro-marketers and start building businesses rooted in honesty, voice, and real connection. Helping you clear out the noise, trust your message, and write emails that actually feel like you. Because sustainable growth doesn’t come from doing more—it comes from doing it your way.
If we’re just meeting, know this: I’m all about mixing quirk with strategy and turning your inbox into a place where your people feel seen—and where your business feels like home.